Andy Dalton

What in the name of Peyton Manning’s large forehead is going on with Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons offense? They had a juicy matchup with a hobbled New England secondary and could muster only seven points? What’s up with that Matty Ice? Oh, I know. Your offensive coordinator is a joke. There’s too much talent on this offense to bench Ryan, but this is starting to get worrisome.This is the first week with six teams on a bye, leaving us with only 26 QBs on the docket for Week 8. Owners in 2-QB leagues or those who like…

Just like that, we’re already a quarter of the way through the NFL season. All in all, it’s been a pretty wacky start to the season, too, especially in the quarterback department. Entering week 5, the top four scoring QBs are Tom Brady, Alex Smith, Russell Wilson, and Aaron Rodgers. Now it’s time to play a game of which of these doesn’t belong. That’s right, it’s Alex Smith. It’s funny what can happen when you finally give a guy some semi-decent weapons to work with.Outside of Hurricane Irma forcing two Week 1 byes, this…

Over the course of the last couple of months, I’ve made a lot of statements that reflect my thoughts on the values of various players for the upcoming fantasy football season. Some of the statements I have made have been rather chalky and some have been a little bit bolder. When it comes to fantasy football, the truth is that fortune does favor the bold. Most leagues offer payouts to fewer than half of the teams, and most savvy fantasy owners have access to the same information. In order to succeed, you have to be willing to…

If Andy Dalton were an ice cream flavor, he'd be "plain."There's nothing exciting about drafting the Milhouse of the NFL. I'm sure Dalton's a real nice guy, but at the end of the day, the Bengals are still one-pump chumps in the playoffs. It's normally pretty easy to separate real life football and fantasy football, but if there's one thing stubborn owners remember, it's some serious playoff chokin'.Again, I get it, no one wants the dud. Even if said dud threw for over 4,000 yards last season. Just remember, success…